You Clever Rube, You!

You’ve officially done something most people in finance meetings haven’t - you’ve admitted you don’t know.

That’s not failure. That’s foresight!

And it's the first step to finally understanding where the dollars went (and why the spreadsheet’s yelling at you again).

Now let’s figure out what kind of Rube you are - so we can match you with the finance course that actually makes sense for your brain (and your job).

💥 Are you a Nude Rube, financially exposed and forecasting in the dark?

💥 A Depreciation Drifter, suspicious of anything called a “non-cash cost” and hoping it’ll just disappear?

💥An Accrual Avoider, breaking into a cold sweat and conveniently unavailable whenever finance swings by?

💥Or a Profit Pretender, wondering how you made money on paper but can’t pay the bloody bills?

There’s only one way to find out…

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But first — give us a clue.

Answer a few quick questions (nothing scary, promise), and we’ll help you figure out which course gets your head (and your month-end) straight.

When the budget report lands in your inbox, what’s your first move?

You find a new dozer booked to your cost centre. You:

Month-end. Finance calls. Your reaction?

The P&L shows profit. The bank account says otherwise. You:

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